‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through L.A.,
Allie Parker’s famous twin sisters were driving her cray.
She fled to the mountains with a hostage in tow,
hoping to sleep through the holidays, which were a shit-show.
A crash in a blizzard, and a hot mountain man,
definitely wasn’t part of her evacuation plan.
Santas, and stockings, and creepy nutcrackers too,
everywhere she looks, it’s a crazy Christmas zoo.
But there are hugs, and smiles, and a beautiful view,
kisses and laughter, and no time to be blue.
Maybe this family, with their hot mountain man,
will make this a Christmas Allie can actually stand.