‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through L.A.,

Allie Parker’s famous twin sisters were driving her cray.

She fled to the mountains with a hostage in tow,

hoping to sleep through the holidays, which were a shit-show.

A crash in a blizzard, and a hot mountain man,

definitely wasn’t part of her evacuation plan.

Santas, and stockings, and creepy nutcrackers too,

everywhere she looks, it’s a crazy Christmas zoo.

But there are hugs, and smiles, and a beautiful view,

kisses and laughter, and no time to be blue.

Maybe this family, with their hot mountain man,

will make this a Christmas Allie can actually stand.